If I’m looking to buy a four bedroom house and move in with a professional athlete, millionaire businessman and philosopher, I’m going to need to get some money for that. Then, I’ll go on Craigslist and post an ad looking for three roommates with the qualifications that one of them has to be a top-level professional athlete, the other has to be a millionaire businessman and the other has to be a philosopher.

However, if you’re a professional athlete or a millionaire businessman, you don’t need roommates. A philosopher might need roommates, but that could also include a grad student in philosophy, a writer, a teacher or an adjunct professor. So, it looks like I’ll be having roommates!